Contained Chaos

3:47PM - ...Awesome

ProtctorOfHyrule: maybe i should get ready for work
StevenTyler85: mayhaps
StevenTyler85: or just go in some hot undies
ProtctorOfHyrule: i should... sex appeal always works when selling furnature
StevenTyler85: definitely
ProtctorOfHyrule: though in my case, they may buy a couch if i promise to put some clothes on
StevenTyler85: or if you promise to lay on it w/ them
ProtctorOfHyrule: well my nametag does say "gold service excellence"
StevenTyler85: hahahahaha
StevenTyler85: you give good "service"
ProtctorOfHyrule: the best, apparently
StevenTyler85: lol

11:28PM - being home...

so im home for a couple more days until i have to go to work. ive seen a few people. some people ive made plans with have stuck to them and it was fun. others were randomly thrown in and hilarity insued. but ive noticed a trend thats happend to some people whom i call "friends" these are people ive made plans with or at least attempts to reach. who decided that something else seemed better at the time. the ones that didnt show up to my birthday thing when they said they would. the ones that dont even try to call or im when they know im in town.

this wouldnt really be a problem. but its the first time ive been in town for a couple months, and will be the last time im going to be in town till at least november. and since very few of my friends seem to want to make the 3-4 hour trek to come visit, i thought theyd be happy that im here and easily accessable. but it seems that i may have to modify my list of "friends."

i'll be here till weds afternoon.

(please note: if ive hung out with you, or have plans to hang out with you tomorrow or weds, disreguard this message)

12:47PM - dear diary

i got paid
i got laid
i went to the club again
had a coctail
did a bump
did a dance
talked crap with people i hate
they love me
my life sucks

1:40PM

i overdrew my account agian... im single-handedly keeping wachovia in business

9:05AM - an update

well here's an update since i last wrote anything on here:

(dont read anymore if you dont wanna hear the truth)

-tyler and i are no more

-two people like me but dont want to date me

-i gave up on guys

- sand soccer was fun

- i overdrew my account (its ok payday is today)

- i work a lot

- the world cup is consuming my life (big suprise there)

- winchester is a lonely town

- ive become depressed again, though nobody seems to notice when im in winchester

- he keeps calling all the time and its annoying

- i think im annoying him with the texts, IMs, and phone calls

- i think he's playing me

- i need a lime or limes

- i need to exercise more

- "crazy" by gnarles barkley is my new favorite song

- i miss soccer

- i miss VB

- i miss cuddling

- i wish my friends were'nt too lazy to visit me

- i feel like crying way too much, but i dont cause its for stupid reasons

- ...

8:29AM

i havent updated in a while... one is coming. i promise

3:21PM - shoot me in the face

anyone in or around the winchester area want to hang out, contact me.

im really gonna shoot myself in the face in a few days..

10:33PM

You Are Absinthe!
You have a unique personality. Although most like you, sometimes you take some getting used to. You can be a bit strong. You are full of energy and sometimes flamboyant. You are the life of the party but if people are not careful you can knock them on their ass.
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10:29PM - hilarious convo

[19:34] BohemainManifes: who do you think would give better head based on how they have to position their mouths on their instruments, a flute player or an oboe player
[19:35] ProtctorOfHyrule: oboe
[19:36] ProtctorOfHyrule: cause their instrumant is more straight on
[19:38] BohemainManifes: I think flute because of how they have to purse their lips and hollow their cheeks
[19:38] ProtctorOfHyrule: but they blow in their instrument
[19:38] ProtctorOfHyrule: anywho, shower time
[19:38] ProtctorOfHyrule: bbs
[19:38] BohemainManifes: lol ok see ya
[19:38] BohemainManifes: lol wait oboe blows in too
[19:39] ProtctorOfHyrule: oh
[19:39] ProtctorOfHyrule: i was thinking claranet
[19:39] ProtctorOfHyrule: heh
[19:39] ProtctorOfHyrule: anywho, ttyl
[19:39] BohemainManifes: lol clarinet blows too!
[19:39] ProtctorOfHyrule: but they put it in their mouth
[19:39] BohemainManifes: lol true


sometimes i wonder about my friends

9:12AM - fight

i got into a fist fight with my roomate last night. he through water on me, i threw beer on him, he pushed me into the wall, i put him in a headlock and wrestled him to the ground. i asked him to tap my arm if he would quit it... he did. when i let him up, he smacked me. so i gave him a back hand to the stomach. he swung at me with a fist but i dodged it. i gave him a right hook to the jaw... it ended there

im not proud of it

9:43PM

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9:40AM

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
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Physical Touch:		11
Quality Time:		8
Words of Affirmation:		5
Acts of Service:		3
Receiving Gifts:		3

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11:15AM - great weekend

so wow, this weekend was one of the most awesome weekends ive ever had.



i feel this is the beginning of something special...

9:15AM - i think im falling

I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me. I
still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why.
Without you It's hard to survive.

Cause everytime we touch,
I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last, need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch,
I feel the static and everytime we kiss i reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so,
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times we've been through them all,
you make me rise when i fall.

Cause everytime we touch,
I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last, need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch,
I feel the static and everytime we kiss i reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so,
I can't let you go. Want you in my life.

Cause everytime we touch,
I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I wan't this to last, need you by my side.

8:49AM

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Committed
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thats weird, cause i dont have a bf

5:51PM

i felt a spark

3:38PM

my phone is officially broken. i the earpiece wont work unless its on speaker or i have my headset in. but my headset is oly and kinda bulky. it sucks

9:50AM

do this:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Protector+Of+Hyrule

12:30PM - haha, this fits

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

7:39AM - ummm

i dont like this day... it makes me feel ten times worse than i already do